you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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