Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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