found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
splinters make it hard to masturbate
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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