Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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