Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
