Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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