no, he came in my armpit
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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