it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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