We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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