I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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