My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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