This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Do vagina's smell?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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