that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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