I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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