I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
My vagina just recognized that song.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
is that a dick in a sweater?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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