Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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