Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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