Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
