we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
They took my balls.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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