it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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