Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
There are leaves in my underwear?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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