Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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