Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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