thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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