I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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