Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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