There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
handjob tips. give me some.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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