I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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