If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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