I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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