im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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