okay pat passed out under dana's car
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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