I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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