shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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