I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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