I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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