No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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