As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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