Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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