batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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