What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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