all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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