so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
