So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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