Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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