Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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