Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
