hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
She said her name was "party"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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