I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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