On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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