well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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